December 2010
The kids start getting tired when they say everything in song…. ohhh i love it
i come alive in the night
some people think i'm bonkers, but i just think...
“Friendship is like a glass ornament, once it is broken it can rarely be put back...”
– Charles Kingsley (via saturday-night-hemorrhagic-fever)
where have you been?
to the moon and back
i like my coffee like i like my slaves
BLACK
Reblog if someone's ever called you fat...and then...
jesustakedawheel:
i get up in dat ass like a wedgie
“I wanted to smash something, anything against their dull, stupid faces,
but...”
– Raymond Souster
i cant love you but i can fuck you till you call...
i want a battery powered mustang to drive around...
“Humility is not thinking less of yourself, but thinking of yourself less.”
– C.S. Lewis (via quote-book)
“Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings.”
– Salvador Dali (via quote-book)
So the world’s coming to and end, like we knew it would. You think to yourself one of two things; “I totally have not had sex,” or; “I totally have not had enough sex.” You look to the person beside you, and notice that they seem to be on the same page. The same, very sexual page. Skipping the foreplay, you get right to it, because well…. it’s the end of...
im feeling like a very vindictive bitch right now
it’s like i have a lot of self esteem but no self respect
“What I want is so simple I almost can’t say it: elementary kindness.”
– Barbara Kingsolver (via thresca)
“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not,
and a sense...”
– Oscar Wilde (via saturday-night-hemorrhagic-fever)
bloody hell
fuck this shit i can’t wait for university
i want a boy who laughs for no one else
tangerine-sky:
So if your message ain’t shit, fuck the records you sold. ’Cause if you go platinum, it’s got nothing to do with luck, it just means that a million people are stupid as fuck.
wika wika whatsup
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so baby if your belly button's not an innie then...
come on over, come on over baby
“Ladies and Gentlemen! You’ve read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature’s mistakes! I give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity’s importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism....
"In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible...